December 2010
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“‘in some cultures it’s considered good luck to wear something inside...”
– Finding Forester
The corny 'i love life moment'.
This is what summer holidays should feel like.
Fucking score.
In what could be viewed as a terrible...
I am finally feeling a great sense of self worth.
i was given advice:
be the one that stays his friend then bam he falls in love with you by default from consistency
wow.
WHEN IN DOUBT FLOP IT OUT.
but this time.. a guy actually did. WHAT IS LIFE?
“…i have made it with a woman! inform the men”
“last night was a mistake…”
“a sexy mistake!”
– Futurama
amazing what a dress can do
ATONMENT (reading it for literature)
”.. her hands in her lap appeared unusually large at the same time remote, as though viewed across an immense distance. She raised one hand and felxed its fingers and wondered , as she had sometimes before, how this thing, this machine for gripping, this fleshy spider on the end of her arm, came to be hers, entirely on her command. Or did it have a mind of its own?”
IMMEDIATE...
i just want my tattoo now please.
jenny from gossip girl needs to die
possibly by being hung from her stringy and fake looking extensions that make me want to munt all over her.
AND LEARN THAT YOUR EYE MAKEUP IS STUPID. YOU LOOK LIKE A WHORISH RACCOON. YA FUCKING SLUT BANDIT.
“women are non-violent but they will shit inside your heart..”
– louis ck
i've figured it's like...
when you watch a movie for the first time, one that has been talked about by everyone. It is said to be an experience that will alter your perception of the world.
yet, when you watch it, nothing changes, there is no spark present and you trudge on through life with the same bleak outlook as before.
so you figure, you may as well get it over with, and get over the suspense, because chances are...
lesliv asked: WHERE'S THAT HOMECOMING POST, YA BI'CH?!
Quote of the apollo bay camping trip:
‘you guys better fucking stick around otherwise shit is going to be awkward. We’ve been exposed mentally AND physically. ‘
lesliv asked: WHERE'S THAT HOMECOMING POST, YA BI'CH?!
swallow pride
not cum
jamie oliver has reef as his opening music for his...
he. just.got.sexier.
